web designer wanted my *ss

Reply to: job-481322224@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-11-16, 11:19PM EST

Hurry hurry

This is a rare opportunity. Don’t miss your chance to prove yourself to us with ridiculous requests for no money

Skills required;

HTML

CSS

Javascript

PHP

MySQL

ASP

Flash

C++

Joomla

Dreamweaver

Adobe CS3

Must have 5+ years experience in LINUX, Cobal. Required Masters degree.

Applicants must provide a portfolio of work performed. Hurry while offer lasts. We will not pay you anything cause we are retarded. We do not value your expertise so your work will be never compensated. Even though you spent the last however many years developing your skills, here on CL you do not mean anything, and since you are on here seeking employment you must be desperate and we shall take full advantage of your misfortune.

One more thing, you must sign a non-compete clause so we can make sure you will never be able to save a dollar. And despite the extremly high cost of living, we will pay you $400 a week. Don’t even think of doing side work or we will sue you for whatever possessions you may have left.

• Location: tampa
• Compensation: based on experience, which means $0
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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